My now ex boyfriend, who knew we were going to break up, still let me borrow him my copy of Paper Towns, by John Green.
It’s been a month. He still has it.
I want it back and he will not answer my calls, texts, messages, etc.
If I have to make a road trip to get it back, I will be angry.
If it is damaged, I will be furious.
If he doesn’t respond soon, I might explode in anger.

This book is the only thing that ties me to him, and I want to move on.
oh god Now would probably be a good time to let all of my followers know that John Green is everything that I aspire to...
“still let me barrow him my copy of Paper Towns, by John Green.” WHAT DOES THIS MEAN?!
This is why I love John Green. TAKE NO PRISONERS!
want to know what happened!!! John Green, YOU ARE BLOODY AMAZING.