One cannot have too large a party

girlwithatardis:

thedailywhat:

Say What Now of the Day: The city of Lincoln, Nebraska, is debating a proposal that would protect the LGBT community from discrimination in housing, employment, and public accommodations, and one local resident just couldn’t miss the opportunity to rant. Jane Skrovota wins Worst in Show for her hate-filled testimony vitriol in public hearings this week.

The lowlights have been helpfully transcribed (but be sure to watch the video; the horrified guy behind crazy lady is a riot):

• “P- E- N- I- S goes into the anus to rupture intestines. The more a man does this the more he’ll be a fatality or a homicide…”
• “A huge percent of gay men in school grounds molest boys, partly because they don’t have AIDS yet…”
• “Hillary Clinton’s roommate four years in college was a gay woman. To avoid going gay like Clinton did, college students need single rooms and single gender dorms… A college woman is seduced with illegal Rohypnol to go gay.”
• “Candida fungus grows hugely on a corpse. AIDS is a candida fungus disease…”
• “Gays can transform to be celibate to live to be 80 years old.”
• “Jesus was kissed by Judas, a homo, who tried to sabotage Jesus’ kind ideas. Do you choose Jesus, a celibate, or Judas, a homo? You have to choose!”

[hypervocal]

… What the actual fuck did I just watch?

How the hell did she pass school. nothing at all was factual in that….thing.

Is that brainwashing at work.

Seriously. WHAT. THE. FUCK.

lewisiarediviva:

gifoverit:

nethenclawpuff:

selchieproductions:

mypetrockbernard:

Shakespeare’s plays in the original accent they were written for. Not enough people have watched this. This requires rectifying.

Watch it.

I’VE BEEN SAYING THIS SO MANY TIMES, EModE IS ESSENTIALLY SCOTS/ULSTER SCOTS. 

Also,

That sounds like some sort of odd mix between thick northern west country and thick Irish which is then diluted a bit.

Whoa,

SO COOL. Ahhh the Globe!!!! What a wonderful place.

Ben’s voice vibrates my soul. mmmm

(via theonstark)